The Adventures of Little Red Riding Hood Little Red Riding Hood decided to have lunch with her grandmother one day, so she packed some sandwiches and headed off into the forest. Red's mother warned her not to dawdle in the forest because there were many shady characters lurking there! the lurking monsters… the lurking vampires... the lurking witches... and she didn't notice the most dangerous lurking creature of all... The Big Bad Wolf! Red arrived at her grandmother's house way past lunch and she noticed her grandmother didn't quite seem like herself. Red said "granny, I'm sorry I'm late, but there were so many interesting things in the forest, I got hungry and ate our lunch, one thing led to another and anyway, here I am!" "You ate our lunch?!" " Damn it Red, I'm starving!" yelled the Big Bad Wolf. "Oh my goodness!" declared Red, "I'm such a ninny. I think I left the iron on at home . Gotta go granny! Later!" Red ran out the door and hurried home, never really noticing that the Big Bad Wolf had eaten her grandmother and was waiting to gobble her up too, because let's face it, Red wasn't the sharpest tack in the box." C'est la vie.