Q: Who is the smartest pig in the world? A: Ein-swine
Q: Why did the pig cross the road? A: He got boar-ed.
Q: What do you call a pig with laryngitis? A: Disgruntled.
Q: What do you call a pig who won the lottery? A: Filthy rich.
Q: What do you call the story of the three little pigs? A: A pig tale.
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a pig in the front seat. “What are you doing with that pig”” He exclaimed, “You should take it to the zoo.”
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the pig again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over.
“I thought you were going to take that pig to the zoo!” The man replied, “I did. We had such a good time we’re going to the beach this weekend!
Q: Why should you never tell a pig a secret? A: Because they love to squeal.
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a pig sitting next to him. “Are you a pig?” asked the man surprised. “Yes” the pig replied. “What are you doing at the movies?” The pig replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
Q: What do you call a pig that’s not fun to be around? A: A boar.